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So here it is! My first fic post in ages. Enjoy. :)
Title: Because You Look Like A Jackass (or, Brendon's adventures in stalking!)
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan, background Pete/Patrick
Disclaimer: Not real. Do not own. Capiche?
Warnings: Swearing. Lethal amounts of schmoopy fluff. Really awfully awkward pickup lines and flirting!
Thanks and Dedicated to: chaoticallyclev! She is the best internet-wife anyone on earth has the right to ask for. ♥
Summary: Apartment AU! Basically: Brendon's just moved into town. He courts Ryan Ross with flowery words and also a coat rack. He falls flat on his face.
Snippet: “I think I love you,” Brendon says suddenly, the words sounding a little too big and jagged and loud for the narrow street.
“I love you too,” Ryan says. “Also, my mom’s a llama and I birthed a puppy this morning.”
( There’s someone following him. )