...because I am going to be a kindergarten teacher and try very hard to apply all the patience i've learned to rely on from dealing with children to dealing with eveyone else? :D? (it works though, if i just think of most the annoying people around us as five year olds, their antics are much easier to ignore. saves my snaity sometimes.)

It was a small apple chunk. wasn't painful. just very strange. (seriously, I've never managed to get anything, oh, liquid out of my nose, but why not an apple? *headdesk*)