Wait, what the fuck? How the hell are ethnic studies ruining the national curriculum? Is your teacher actually on crack? Jesus Christ. I kind of want to meet him over Winter Break just so I can scream at him in person.

Yeah, I usually go lolol Arizona until I'm like STFU AND STFD Arizona. :||| Oh my gosh, that is so simultaneously hilarious and depressing, because your description is SO FUCKING ACCURATE. That is pretty much exactly what elementary schools do.